Ask yourself this - how many MLS GMs have dismissed two Designated Players? Answer, one. Adrian Hanauer. That's right, I'm number muthafuckin' one.
Getting rid of the Swedish Chef mid-season was so strong I had to back it up this time with some real shady shit. So I fired Nkufo a couple hours before First Kick... Like a boss! 36,000 drunk lunatics marching into Hanauer Field for the first match of the season, national TV, Alexei Lalas in the house and I have the balls to bounce a World Cup starter.
What am I going to do to top that shit? Throw Kasey Keller into a shark tank?
Bruce Arena can't keep Beckham in LA for more than 10 minutes and doesn't seem to mind.
DeRo is off wandering the globe looking for another team and Toronto just says "Herp derp derp." That's how you say "Thank you sir, may I have another!" in Canadian in case you were wondering.
But not in Seattle. Sure, we put on that ultra polite shit for outsiders. Ohh it rains a lot, do you want some coffee or tea? Please don't jaywalk. Police your doggie waste sir! Fuck that shit, behind closed doors this the muthafuckin Cosa Nostra. I run shit and kill for nuthin'.
You know that song ECS sings "Take 'em all!" The part that goes "put em up against a wall and shoot em" is about me!
So I thought it was about time I step out from behind that squeaky voiced soccer dad show I put on for the cameras and quit letting that Fakeass Sigi run around telling people he's in charge. Say one more word bitch and your brat buffet is out of the clubhouse, and no more nacho cheese fountain either. Seriously dude, get on a diet, I'm tired of carrying maternity gear in the pro shop.
A Hizzle OUT!
